Ahh I finally figured it out: the Leader of the Robot Mafia is my favorite obscure character in #Futurama. Always creating his own misfortune with his weirdly phrased directions and ultimatums.
Made Out of Meat is another Mastodon instance. Toot!
"They're Made Out of Meat" is a short story by Terry Bisson. Stop everything you're doing right now and watch this film adaptation.