Did your headphone jack ever transmit your centimeter-resolution location to a third party unwittingly? Just another reason to disable all the time.

nytimes.com/interactive/2019/0

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Jeepers creepers, I just realized that the new model iPod Touch will include a headphone jack. Just another data point to convince me: the only consistent thing about Apple’s ports is whether or not it will make them money. Not courage, not good intentions for consumers, not an honest belief in innovative technology. Just finances.

Ahh I finally figured it out: the Leader of the Robot Mafia is my favorite obscure character in . Always creating his own misfortune with his weirdly phrased directions and ultimatums.

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@Gargron I hope it's ok to ask you tech questions here (happy to be redirected to a forum, manual, or something else):

I added two and one is approved. It has been a few days, and I do not see any content in my feed. Think I need to change some server settings (firewall?) or just try some different hosts?

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Hooray, Tutanota turns 5 today! 😀 Check our blog to see how your encrypted mailbox looked like five years ago. 😍😍😍 #nostalgia
tutanota.com/blog/posts/encryp

@Mastodon Where can I find out more about ? I guess my specific question is: are there any lists of relays out there I can choose from? Otherwise, I'll just keep searching! 🖥️

Oh no I reached the Seymour episode of . Where did all these onions come from?

“Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)”

And so the phone-tooting begins. In the mere hours since this instance has existed, I have absolutely noticed the return of the “social media background daemon” that CGP Grey talks about. If you’ve never listened to his podcast (with Brady Haran): hellointernet.fm.

First project: . Just the ones that tickle me so.

Nixon's head: "And now let us salute that beloved symbol of freedom, our flag..."
*shakes jowls*
"...Ol' Freebie."

hey @Gargron, I am very excited to have just whipped up my own Mastodon instance! Who/what should I follow to make sure I know when an update is released? Should I just watch the Github repo? Cheers! 🐘

Made Out of Meat

Made Out of Meat is another Mastodon instance. Toot!

"They're Made Out of Meat" is a short story by Terry Bisson. Stop everything you're doing right now and watch this film adaptation.